SBF, of course, was well on his way to becoming a cardinal in the Church of Our Holy Climate after dropping forty million in the collection plates of mostly left-wing politicians–and somehow convincing Major League Baseball’s umpires to stitch the FTX logo on their uniforms. The former earns a big meh, because that’s how America really works. But the latter is extremely disconcerting because it is hard to accept that people who will rep for an imaginary asset class can be trusted to call real balls and strikes.